Rich Assholes, Poor Assholes

So the rich assholes removed the hawks' nest because it was on their precious building on Park Avenue in New York. And this not quite wealthy asshole threatens a child over his anger of the hawks removal.

I'm all for animals, too, but get you priorities straight pal: Children are not adults and do not make decisions, especially ones concerning the facade of a building near Central Park, you idiot.

The only one that came out of this one smelling like a rose was Mary Tyler Moore. That Mary Tyler Moore always ends up on her feet. I guess being a nice, thoughtful person helps.